What do your vulva and have in common?




It all comes down to osmolality
osmolality is the concentration of dissolved molecules per unit of water in a solution, and it plays a huge role in maintaining the health and balance of your sensitive areas.
For your vulva and vagina to stay happy, the osmolality of your lube should match that of your vulva and vaginal juices, which fluctuates throughout your menstrual cycle and your lifetime.
When the osmolality of your lube is too high or low, it can lead to dehydration, irritation, cell damage, and disruption of your skin biome, potentially increasing your risk of infections and STIs.
is crafted with the ideal osmolality for your vulva and vaginal juices – keeping you comfortable and moisturised throughout your cycle, and for life.
Our vulva-centric design: Made to work with your body, not against it






You can have it all: health and pleasure
We've been there. You're in the mood, relaxing into a spicy moment, solo or with partners, and things are heating up. 🥵
Out comes the lube. More of a necessary addition than a true pleasure enhancer. Maybe it's sticky or chemically scented. Or, worse, irritating.
But you sigh because maybe this is it? You've tried enough lubes to know they can be hit and miss, especially for people with vulvas. And if you've ever had a lube irritate you down there, you know it totally kills the vibe.
Did you know that transparent labelling of sexual wellness products isn't legally required? 🚨
That's a huge red flag because vaginal tissue is highly absorbent, so what you put on your body matters.
We take both pleasure and health seriously, so you can be confident you're applying nothing but the best. We’ve voluntarily undergone assessment and registration as a Medical Device-grade product to guarantee your peace of mind.
vögeln™ f*cking gel is more than just a lubricant; it's the first step in bridging the gap between health and pleasure.
Why choose vögeln™?
✅ Vulva-friendly formulation
✅ No harmful or irritating chemicals: Free from glycerin, parabens, propylene glycol, or alcohol
✅ Transparent & natural-feeling: Enhances sensation
✅ No flavour, scent, or sticky residue
✅ Latex-free & silicone-free: Safe for those with sensitivities or allergies


Imagine a lube that not only elevates your pleasure with its silky, luxurious texture...
...but also keeps you safe, sexy, and irritation free.
With vögeln™ , you can take off smoothly – every time.


✅ Developed in collaboration with leading researchers
✅ CE-certified and EU Medical Device-certificed
✅ Biodegradable & sustainable ingredients
✅ Vegan: cruelty free & no animal products
✅ Made in Germany


One of the star ingredients of vögeln™?
Your new super hero from the sea –
red seaweed.
Red seaweed, also known as carrageenan, has been studied* for its potential in lowering the risk of HPV (human papillomavirus) and genital herpes transmission – STI's transmitted by skin-to-skin contact, which condoms can only partly protect against.
As we prepare for vögeln™ f*cking gel to fly the nest, we're carrying out more game-changing research into the development of sexual wellness products with virus binding capabilities.
Let's create a world where pleasure and health coexist. Be the first to experience vögeln™.
What's inside our vögeln™ f*cking gel ?
vögeln™ is made with natural, eco-friendly, vegan ingredients.
Here's a closer look at our vulvalicious blend 🔎












For your health:
AQUA: Water-based formula that's safe for delicate vaginal tissue, toys and condoms
SODIUM BENZOATE: A gentle preservative that keeps your gel fresh and free from bacteria
ALOE VERA: Soothing and moisturising, safe for vaginal use
For your pleasure:
RED SEAWEED: A luxurious, non-sticky ingredient that hydrates and feels amazing
XANTHAN GUM: Plant-based, all-natural, creating the perfect texture for maximum enjoyment
LACTIC ACID: Balances pH for vaginal health
Everyone deserves to experience pleasure without compromising their health.
Let's get vögeln™! 🐦


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* Studies on carrageenan:
"Safety of carrageenan-based gels as preventive microbicides: a narrative review," published in August 2024.
"Efficacy and safety of a self-applied carrageenan-based gel to prevent incident genital human papillomavirus infections in women: a randomised, double-blind, placebo-controlled, phase 3 trial," published in The Lancet in June 2023.
"Carrageenan: Future Potential Ingredient of Lubricant and Feminine Hygiene Product with Possible Protection Effects against HPV Infection," published in July 2022.